He's a trainspotter, hes an anorak
He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He's a pratt, hes a geek, a freak, he's one o'those
squarest tassers in the street, n' everbodys knows

It's...
DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOININSANIA
I NEVER MET A MORON WHO IS MORE MUNDANIA
DORKAMANIA, HE'S GOTT A BE BRAINIA
BUT WHAT'S HE GONNA DO WHEN HE GETS THERE
COZ IT'S ALL
DORKAMANIA

In Ornathology, hes got a PHD
He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions,
the wally worships these
He's a bore, I've said before, AND WE ALL AGREE

It's... dorkamania

He's absurd, there ain't a bird I've heard
that he can pull
They say he's facinatin' till they date him,
then they hate him
We've never met a bloke so dull.

So the silly sad get's surfin' on the internet
Hes out to find a___hole mate, He's found nobody yet
is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal

It's
Dorkamania

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