LOIS:
Oh, Bill,
Why can't you behave?
Why can't you behave?
How in hell can you be jealous
When you know, baby, I'm your slave?
I'm just mad for you,
And I'll always be,
But naturally
Bill:
Why can't you behave?
Why can't you behave?

Lois:
How in hell can you be jealous
When you know, baby, I'm your slave?
I'm just mad for you,
And I'll always be.

But naturally...

If a custom-tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet,
When the vet begins to pet, I cry "Hooray!"
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I enjoy a tender pass
By the boss of Boston, Mass.
Though his pass is middle-class and not Back Bay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

There's a madman known as Mac
Who is planing to attack.
If Mac attack means a Cadillac, okay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

I could never curl my lip
To a dazzlin' diamond clip.
Though the clip meant "let 'er rip," I'd not say "Nay!"
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

There's an oil man known as Tex
Who is keen to give me checks,
And his checks, I fear, mean that s__ is here to stay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

There's a wealthy Hindu priest
Who's a wolf to say the least.
And if the priest goes too far east, I also stray!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

Ther's a lush from Portland, OR.,
Who's rich, but such a bore. yawn
But when bore falls on the floor, I let him lay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

Mister Harris, plutocrat,
Wants to give my cheek a pat.
If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, okay!
Baby, Oo-la-la!
Mais je suis toujour fidele, darlin', in my fashion.
Oui, je suis toujour fidele, darlin', in my way.

From Ohio Mister Thorne
Calls me up from night 'til morn.
Mister Thorne once cornered corn and that ain't hay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

And when Mister Gable... I mean Clark,
Wants me on his yacht to park,
If the Gable boat means a sable coat, anchors aweigh!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way!

I've been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel.
If the meal includes a deal, accept I may!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

From Milwaukee Mister Fritz
Often moves me to the Ritz.
Mister Fritz invented Schlitz and Schlitz must pay!
But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion.
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.

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