Weird Al Yankovic Titanic - My Fart Will Go On Lyrics

Kate: Why can't I be like you Jack?
Jack: Come on let's do it here,
I'll show you how. Come on!
Kate: What? Jack, no! Jack no!
Jack: Come on....
No Jack I couldn't possibly Jack!
Jack: Now watch closely... *FART*
Kate: That's disgusting!
Jack: Hehe, alright your turn. *fart* That was pitiful!
Come on get some leverage in it
Use your arms.
Arch your neck!
Kate: *fart* Gaah
Jack: You see the range on that thing?
Kate: Uh-huh.
Jack: 'Kay go. *fart*
Jack: That's better, you need to work on it though.
Kate: Really?
Jack: Yeah. Ya know, ya gotta get some body to it,
Ya gotta *groan, FART*
God, look at that thing.
Kate: Stay back! Don't come any closer! *FART*
Mother!
Celine: You are safe in my fart and
My fart will my fart will fart will go on and on
Some guy:turn that SH-T off man! whats wrong wit you man get the other record.