Let's do this,
Yeh Yeh Yeh! Yo Yo! What's up?
Word to my "N" Words.

Don't got bros, don't hang on the streets,
I don't beat my hos, I only beat my meat.
Dont womanize cause you know it's true,
that when you look in thier eyes you see they're people too.
Mother effin suffrage! I said mother effin suffrage.

You know I'm a gangsta, you know I do c__e,
but i had to go to diet, 'cause it burnt my throat.
I've been doin drive-bys all of my life,
except the bullets are newspapers, and the car is my bike. Yeah! I said the car is my bike.

Yo, Yo! 3.14 apple pi,
I say I whip it out, I clean it off, and I stick it in her eye,
and by "it" I mean contact lense.
It musta got dirty.

Yo, Yo! 3.14 apple pi,
I got rhymes and flows that make Hitler cry.
George Bush wont he'll just yell and rant,
but hes a presidon't, who american't.
Oh My word! The kid is, he is clever. C'mon give it to him.

I spit gangsta hymns, cause I'm a gangsta straight,
I think of 20 inch rims when I m_________.
We're gonna be late, there's no time to waste,
cause the girls that i date, have a particular taste.
The taste of my weiner, The taste of my weiner.

Yo! 3.14 apple pi,
why was I born white? No one quite knows why,
Gansgsta sell their rocks, I've got a collection
You couldnt get a rise out of a yeast infection.
Oh! What does that mean? Yeast rises.

Yo! I'm a lyrical heretic, but I'll make you laugh
hit with you rhetoric, then I'll cut you in half.
I don't need to be a clown, I don't need to be nice,
How 'bout you sit down, and I serve you slice...

Of my 3.14 apple pi,
My voice is so smokey it'll make you high.

Yo! Here's a confession it's all about me,
Here's my impression of a broken jet ski.

Bada dada dada, dada dada da, dada dada. Fill me with gas, I'm a jet ski.

Here come the puns. [x4]

All you little thugs wanna mess me with me?
Know that I've been doing drugs since the age of 3.
I took my ceral, stabbed it open with a knife,
Snorted that s___ and I got high on Life.

A guy asked me for change, saying my mind was too dense,
I said you wont make cents if you dont make sense.

Oh look at that, Big Finale, Let's____ it.

You know I flow and show it, you know that Bo know it,
yo your lawn I'll grow it and mow it cause he's a show poet.
Yo my rims be spinning I'm winnin, like Adam I be sinnin,
potato skinnin and knittin and separate those linens.

In my eyes you see flies, and though you people try,
just to disguise all your lies, but baby I be wise.
Know i did it and s___ it, your brothers couldnt hit it,
Then you try to writ it, too late! I already spit it.

Ptooie!
I already spit it.
I said Apple pi.

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