The Smashup No Name Lyrics

Okay Shut up
The dead guy's got the floor
I might just get emotional so bear with me
Okay shut up we both know the rules
This is a 50 yard death grip dash for fools
And anyone else convinced
Of the divinity of their pee pee

I forgot to scowl in the portrait
That they hung in the lobby by the casket
I erase my fingernails with lye and gasoline
I forgot that tatoos don't come off until you're worm's meat
Can't identify me

Hey!
What the hell will it say upon my grave?
Here lies that son of a b____ not rich or famous
Ignoramus
Hey
No black graffiti says,
I live, am God, or Save
You can be sure there'll be no flowers or eternal flame
R.I.P. you no name

No bitmapped reproduction
Spawns my digital progeny
No photographic record to extend me (avenge me!)
I coulda shoulda woulda been a star
But the car at the stop light veered to the right
Just slightly east not west
So I guess that's what made me epileptically shake
And miss (spit up at) the audition
I forgot to wear a black t-shirt
To the world so they told me I was different
I took out my earrings for an x-ray of my skull
The holes filled in so quickly
Forming tiny little scabs get the hydrogen peroxide

R.I.P.
R.I.P.

So long...
No one will miss me when I'm gone
So long...
No one will miss me when I'm gone
So Long...
My gravesite will be blank and unmarked
And underground alone in the dark
I'll probably be a little p___ed that
The world just keeps on spinning like I never exsisted!

Hey!
What the hell will it say upon my grave?
Here lies that son of a b____ not rich or famous
Ignoramus
No black graffiti says
I live, am God, or Save
You can be sure there'll be no flowers
Or a name upon the stone
All it'll say is
Here lies some dead guy who lived his life alone
Always afraid to say what might be ugly or unpopular
Now he's left nothing here on earth
But ashes and a subatomic speck of dirt.