Smiley Culture Cockney Translation Lyrics

11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
It's I Smiley Cuulture with the mike in a me hand
Me come to teach you right and not the wrong
In a de c___ney Translation

c___ney's not a Language it is only a slang
And was originated yah so inna England
The first place it was used was over East London
It was respect for the different style p___unciation
But it wasn't really used by any and any man
Me say strictly con-man also the villain
Right here now you a go get a little translation

c___ney have name like Treey, Arthur and del-boy
We have name like Winston, Lloyd and Leroy
We bawl out YOW! While c___neys say OI!
What c___ney call a Jack's we call a Blue Bwoy
Say c___ney have mates while we have spar
c___neylive in a brum while we live in a yard
Say we nyam while c___ney gwt capture
c___ney say guv'nor. We say Big Bout ya
In a de c___ney Translation!
In a de c___ney Translation!

Well watch a man..............................
The translation of c___ney to understand is easy
So long as you don't deaf and you listen me keenly
You should pick it up likea youth who find some money
Go tell it to your friends also your family
No matter if a English or a Yardy
Ca' you never when them might buck up a c___ney
Remember warm dem dem deh man dem don't easy
Dem no fire sling shot a me say strictly double B
Dem run protection racket and control 'nuff C.I.D.

Say c___ney fire shooter, We bus' gun
c___ney say tea leaf, We say sticks man
You know dem have wedge while we have corn
Say c___ney say be first, my son! We just say Gwan!
c___ney say grass, We say outformer man
When dem talk 'bout iron dem really meam batty man
Rope chain and choparita me say c___ney call tom
Say c___ney say Old Bill, We dutty Babylon
In a de c___ney Translation!
In a de c___ney Translation!

Well watch a man........................
Slam bam
Jah man
Hear dam
Fashion
Smiley
Culture
Origiantion

But first let me tell you more about thr c___ney
Who live comfortably and have yacht by the sea
And when it come to monry most of then have plenty
But where dum spend it? In de bookie
Lose it all on the dogs or on the gee gees
Or paying off fe dem bribes to the Sweeney
So dem nah go do no time fe no armed robbery
Or catching antthing that fell off the back of a lorry

Slam bam
Jah man
Hear dem
Fashion
Me strong
Me long
Me at the mike stand
More time
In a dance
Me chat
'Pon a sound

But sometimes me shake out and leave me home town
And that's when me travel a East London
Where I have to speak as a different man
So that the c___ney can understand
So black man and white man hear dem fashion

c___ney say scarper, We say scatter
c___ney say rabbit, We chatter
We say bleach, c___ney Knackered!
c___ney say triffic, We say waaacked!

c___ney say blokes, We say guys
c___ney say Alright? We say Ites!
we say pants, c___ney say strides
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