clarence carter stroken Lyrics

(I changed this version to work for a woman singing it)

When I start makin' love
I don't just make love...
I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the man
that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day
do you like to make love
Have you ever made love
just before breakfast
Have you ever made love
while you watched the late, late show
Well,
let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well,
let me ask you this
Have you ever made love
on the back seat of a car
I remember one time
I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came
and shined his light on me,
and I said:
'I'm strokin',
that's what I'm doin',
I be strokin''

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the man
that I love the best
I be strokin'

Let me ask you something...
How long has it been
since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be
that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember,
when you start making love
You make it hard,
long,
soft,
short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the man
that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'

Now when I start making love to my man
I don't stop until I know he's sat-ified
And I can always tell
when he gets sat-ified
'Cause when he gets sat-fied
he start calling my name
he'd say:
'Clarence Carter,
Clarence Carter,
Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter,
ooooh s___,
Clarence Carter'
The other night
I was strokin' my man
And it got so good for him,
you know what he told me
Let me tell you what he told me,
he said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter,
but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough,
you can stick it up my...' WOO!

I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the man
that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'

I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... WOO!

I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'