Well, Kyle's Mom's a b____, she's a big fat b____,
she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____,
she's a b____ to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a b____,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamehameha be-atch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair,
she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____,

b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ cause-a
she's a stupid b____,
Kyle's Mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____,
Kyle's mom is a b____-ah.

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