You can...
Learn to escape from quicksand, hot-wire a car.
Survive an avalanche, fend off a shark.
Deliver a baby in a taxi cab,
Survive a poisonous snake attack .
Jump from a moving car, break down a door.
Ecsape from killer bees and so much more.

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook.
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the worst.

Caution: Book will explode if scanned.
Luckily, i bet the next edition will tell
How to survive when a book explodes!

You can...
Learn to survive if your parachute fails to open.
Identify a bomb, take a punch.
Deal with a charging bull, win a sword fight,
Survive adrift at sea, treat frostbite.
Leap from a motorcycle to a car
Wrestle free from an alligator.

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook.
The indispensable indestructable guide
For surviving lifes sudden turns for the worst!

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