Devin the Dude Mo Fa Me Lyrics

Verse 1:
Hey m_________er it's me again yep
The one who f___ed your sister but quiet is kept
Because she burnin' but instead of cussin' out the b____
Just didn't tell her then let her suck the puss up out my d___
Gave me some money for gas I hopped out on 59
Smokin' weed (weed)
And feelin' fine
d___ suckin' laws right behind and they look and they stare
But I got on my seat belt so I don't care
"How the f___ you doin' today Mr. Officer?
If I had the time I wouldn't mind to offer ya
A fat dime and a black nine in my s___
But no warrants and tight insurance so you can just ride the f___ on b____"
People always gettin' mad at me bein' like this
Drankin' alcohol keeps me peein' white p___
Parents I'm not tellin' your children to smoke ya see
Cause if they just say no it be mo fa me

Hook:
Scratching "Mo fa me"

Verse 2:
What did you say your name was?
D-E-V-I-N
You saw me on the news but the TV be lyin'
They got bounty hunters lookin' for me I'm wanted for theft
Women claim that I came and got they p____ and left
I'm not an old fool from the old school like My Adidas
Cause All Day I Drink And Smoke it's like I need it
On stage you can boo you can hiss real loud
But I'll just pull out my d___ and take a p___ in the crowd
Then I'll smile take a bow put down my mic and I'll leave
Get the money from the promoter hope it's enough for some weed
Head dead to the back with the VIP status
In a room full of Pimps tryin' to find 'em a Gladis
Gotta pick one of 'em get one of 'em stick one of 'em quick
Cause they n____s might be here they n____s might be talkin' s___
They n____s always somewhere they ain't supposed to be
n____s can't keep up with they p____ then it's mo fa me

Hook

Verse 3:
Son said "Daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause the teachers a freak she t__tie dance on the coo
And all my friends smoke reefer
I think it might be cheaper
If I buy a couple of pounds and sell 'em ounces and threefers"
Cause any way to come up I got to do it ch'all
I'm havin' flashbacks I'm about to stash crack in my drawers
But f___ the laws
They got my brother already they can suck my b____
Average n____ have no luck at all
But have no other choice but to take up the bet
Tryin' the seven or eleven when I come out and pick up a check
Gotta get my s___ fixed
Hit a quick liquid
Fringe benefit, like gettin' my d___ licked
Cause this money runnin' funny gonna break before I'm broke
And I can't be wakin' up in the mornin' nothing to smoke
So I think I'll smoke half and roll some sweets
Well I can't smoke I'm a sell it
Hell it's mo fa me

Hook