Mindless Self Indulgence La-Di-Da-Di Lyrics

To all the stupid people and the rest
You are about to witness something you've never witnessed before this
but ladies and gentlemen Kenny Muhammad and his lucky two members of Little Jimmy
(impossible to hear this part)
in the place to be we're gonna show you how to do it for the year 2005
kicking it, and are you sick all the mothers like in their world
because we need to continue to rock stop his modem cold to minimize the scene
cutting out all the lyrical coherence because we know how to up-upload it
this is a Paul mix man we all wish underworld set this no good moment
and ya'll know us that's when we run into something like this

La-di-da-di da-di-da-di we likes to party-party
We always causing trouble-trouble bothering everybody
We are just just some men up on the mic
When-when we grab the pitch, YO WE GRAB THAT s___ TIGHT
f___ all-a-y'all who's going to Hell
Just keep on smiling and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy-conditionin'
That's what we create, because that be our mission
So listen close to what we say
Because (WHAT) this type of s___ happens every day (WHAT)
this type of s___ happens EVERY DAY (WHAT)
THIS TYPE OF s___ HAPPENS EVERY DAY

I woke up AROUND two in the MORNIN'
Did a lot of c__E, strechin', YAWNIN'
Went into the BATHROOM to wash UP
Put the soap on my face and my hand on my crotch
Said, mirra-mirra on-on the wall, who be that top-choice of-of them all?
There was a rubble-rubble-dubble
Five minutes it lasted. The mirror said...

You are you conceited b______!
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
And so I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Change my clothes, spark my hair
I busted out the brand new Gucci underwear
And for all the little girls that I might take home, we have
The Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne
Fresh dressed like a million dolla's
I wore the high tops and pop the flat colla'
Stepped out the crib, stopped short
s___ I FORGOT MY f___ING CANGO

Dammy-dilly-dally, me run into an alley
Got me busted into me old girl Shaniqua from the valley, (uhh-huhh)
God d___ b____ played hard to get
So I said, what's up girl, you look like s___
Don't cry, dry your eye
Sally tells her momma, you all better hide tonight
Because her mom stepped up from behind
Hit her in the FACE, stabbed her in the EYE
Punched her in the BELLY, stepped on her FEET
Slammed the girl on the hard concrete
Oohhhh b____ was STRONG, momma's GONE
Something seemed WRONG, now what is going on
I tried to bust it up, I said, stop it, leave her
She said, if I can't have you, she can't eitherrrrrrrrr

She grabbed me hard, grabbed my c___
I broke out like I had the chicken pox
Momma gave chase, she caught us quickly
She put her f___ing finger in the face of Little Jimmy and said,
Why don't you give me some play
Stop avoiding me like you is gay
I wet my pants whenever you say
Oohhh b____es love me cause they know that I can (beat box)
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
I love your f__gy ways, I guess that's why you're always getting laid
Oohh on and on and on and on and... (WORD) whatever (SHAKA-ZULU)

I said, (PLAYED OUT) I'm gonna give her a kiss
I said, you can't have me, I'm too young for you miss
She said, no you are not, then she starts crying
I said, I'm 18 and she says stop lying
Seriously, go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled p____, you can't be my loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
POW

Okay people, we're talking about Kenny Muhammad
The Human Orchestra, I'm not jokin' ya know
He's wicked, he's livin', he's vibin'
With the hardcore battle beatery
Beatbox criminal, crackin' his haggery
That's a little something special for your Mindless CD

La-di-da-di-da-di, we like to party-party.
We always causin' trouble-trouble bothering everybody.
We are just some men upon the mic
And when we grab the pitch,
Yo, we grab that s___ tight!
f___ all of y'all who's goin' to hell,
Just keep on smilin' and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you 'cause a cozy condition,
And that's what we create because that be our mission.
So, listen close to what we say because-
What?
This type of s___ happens every day.
What?!
This type of s___ happens every day!
What!?!
This type of s___ happens every day!!

I woke up around 2 in the mornin'.
Did a lot of c__e, strechin', yawnin'.
Went into the bathroom to wash up:
Put the soap on my face and my hand on my crotch and said,
"Mirror, mirror on-on the wall,
Who be the top choice of-of them all?"
There was a rubble-rubble-dubble;
Five minutes it lasted.
The mirror said,
"You are, you conceited b______!"
Well, that's true!
That's why we never have no beef.
And so I washed off the soap and I brushed the gold teeth,
Changed my clothes, part my hair;
I busted out the brand new Gucci underwear.
And for all the little girls that I might take home, we have
The Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne.
Fresh-dressed like a million dolla's:
I wore the high-tops and popped the flat colla'.
Stepped out the crib, stopped short-
s___, I forgot my f___ing Kangol!

Then I dilly-dally, me run into an alley.
Got me bust into me old girl Shaniqua from the valley.
God d___ b____ played hard to get,
So I said, "What's up girl? You look like s___."
Don't cry, dry your eye.
Sally sees her momma and says, "You all better hide tonight."
Because her mom stepped up from behind,
Hit her in the face, stabbed her in the eye,
Punched her in the belly, stepped on her feet,
Slammed the girl on the hard concrete.
b____ was strong, her mind was gone,
Somethin' seemed wrong; now what is going on?
I tried to bust it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her."
She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either."

She grabbed me hard, around my c___
So, I broke out like I had the chicken pox.
Her momma gave chase; she caught us quickly.
She put her f___ing finger in the face of Little Jimmy and said,
"Why don't you give me some play?
Stop avoiding me like you is gay.
I wet my pants whenever you say,
'b____es love me cause they know that I can beat box.'
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.
I love your f__gy ways, I guess that's why you're always getting laid."
Ooo, on and on and on and on and... whatever...
I said, "I'm out," and then I gave her a kiss.
I said, "You can't have me, I am too young for you miss."
She said, "No you are not," then she starts crying.
I said, "I'm 18," and she says, "Stop lying!"
I'm serious, go ask my mother.
And with your wrinkled p____, you can't be my lover.