Ol' Dirty Bastard Cracker Jack Lyrics

"C'mon baby, c'mon c'mon baby" repeats
in background all throughout the song

"You b____es can't do nothin" repeats
in background through intro

[Intro: ODB]
It's Ol' Dirty b______ and s___, knowI'msayin?
I wanna give a big shout out to my n____ Luke
KnowI'msayin? You know, you know, know
I wanna lock all the b____es down
I wanna lock all the b____es down from the North,
to East, to West, to South
KnowI'msayin?
I wanna.. help me put these b____es in my trance
I want y'all to suck my lizard
You b____es wanna f___ me when you smell my under-arm

[ODB]
I make yo' d___ disappear
I ain't hearin anymore weird sounds in the ear
PSSSSSSS... you can't purr no more
You wanna kneal and suck d___? I'ma keep your throat sore
b____es got herpes in ya a__
Every time you f___ a n____, he dies fast
And you won't last
The p____ break down from a rash
It's hard for you to walk, cuz you stuck up in your a__
Don't ask me for no cash
You better not be tellin me to give them no cash
Ash, bash, crash, sad a__

[Chorus: ODB]
Give me a little of that Cracker Jack
You ain't caramel coated Cracker Jack
The surprise, b____ you gonna get waxed
This that s___, you can't do nothin about

[ODB]
Girls ain't pretty to me anymore
Cuz you ain't bein a real w____
Ooh, you ain't a real w____
*yells some crazy s___*
You can't say, wear nails anymore
You ain't givin up, a manicure
Suckin my d___ is gonna be your chore
If you don't, you're punishment
You can't get off until ya suck my d___
Physically I operate your brain to function
Give me anything, that I wantin
ALL GIRLS WANNA f___ ME EVERYDAY
And give me that, the money
Don't even know what happens naturally
Especially when I'm playin with the chemistry
THE MONEY COMIN TO ME FIRST
You gonna keep dyin til you die from thirst
I WANT A DIFFERENT GIRL EVERYDAY
If you wanna die, you gotta drink my sperm
The other way to die, is eat a can of worms

Chorus 3X

[Outro: ODB]
Give me a little...
Yo, I love you girls cuz you wanna stick your tongue up in my a__
Or you can't taste, smell, touch or hear, or see
I got you in a smash, give me it!

[instrumental for next 58 seconds]