Two pints of lager Biscuit Rap Lyrics

Johnny:
Because u could keep any b____
I got my rich tea b____ tea
I tell ya im a junkie a flunky
cruzin ma a__ with a Oreo don't need a hoe
got ma garibaldi not Barlow, he's gone now.
I need a Kit-Kat when the rhymes phat
with the beat I cant cheat, can a biscuit cheat like a mother?
Hell no.

Gaz :
But Johnny don't ya know, oh oh.
Don't be fooled when ya dip them in your tea,
there not there not gonna make ya happy.

Johnny:
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,
I int dunking no girl like a biscuit
I int gonna change so don't try to twist it

Gaz:
Don't be fooled when ya dip them in ya tea
There not good enough for you n me.

Johnny:
I int gonna go and have a roll in the hay, no way,
Ill have a fig roll, ya dig bro, don't want to go havin fun ill stay 1 with the bourbon,
A hob nob, that's the only dog im dippin I aint flippin, Want to cookie, ull b trippin,
The hoes say try my choc trick treats that aint sweet I aint no piece of meat
I want wafer, u being a wafer?
A night with a she dog u want a biscuit but dog don't got none nooo!

Gaz:
Don't be fooled when ya dip them in ya tea
Even though they're nice and cru-un-chy

Johnny:
I want to lovely crunchy biscuit hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it
I int dunkin a girl like a biscuit I int gonna change so don't try n twist

Can you see the phillosophy of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me
And ma soul will ever be entwined with a whole left
When a mother, however fine, tries to share my life with my biccy time

Gaz:
Don't be fooled when ya dip them in ya tea
There not there not gonna make ya happy

Johnny:
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits, hell im gonna say it again case ya missed it,
I int dunkin no girl like a biscuit never gonna change so don't try to twist it
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits hell ill say it once more case ya missed it
I int dunkin no girls like a biscuit, never gonna change so don't try to twist it,
Yeh.