Penn Masala Show Me the Meaning of Being Desi Lyrics

I am a FOB just look at me
I love maths and engineering
And clothes that match don't
interest me, baby

ABCD is who I be
I'm from Queens or New Jersey
I talk hoody and fight at all the parties

Show me the meaning of being desi
FOB or ABCD
Indian, but no we're not all the same
and this is how we play the game

My GPA is 4.0
How to party I don't know
Papa says pre-med padho, bete

I'm Jagdeep, you can call me Pete
I don't speak a single word of Punjabi
I pretend to understand Hindi movies

Show me the meaning of being desi
We drink Limca or mango lassi
Use cell phones to make all our local calls
Our last names have 10 syllables

You know me, I'm your TA
You never understand a word I say
I failed English, but that ok, baby

Show me the meaning of being desi
After we eat, our hands are messy
Who we are is now all becoming clear
Two thirds of us are named Sameer

Show me the meaning of being desi
FOB or ABCD
Indian, but no we're not all the same
and this is how we play the game

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