I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a d___!
You should give presents to everyone thats good, and not just to your personal clique.
If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning,
I'll let you be my boyfriend, all bearded fat and h____,
Oh yea.
Oh yea.

What does Jesus have to do with you?
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with s_____-Doo,
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mothers p____,
Oh yea.

Though I don't think he's the son of God,
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself "What would Jesus do?",
He'd say give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys,
Give the Jew girl toys.

Don't be a douche, what would Jesus do?
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.

"Claus"?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus...
Santa KLAUS!"

You made a list and I checked it twice,
And there is nobody named Silverman, or Mouskawitz or Weis,
You have a list, well Schindler did to,
Liam Neison played him, Tim Allen played you.

Give the Jew girl to-oy-oy-oy-oys,
Dont be a douche, what would Jesus do?
Give the Jew girl toys.

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