Bad Meets Evil [Eminem & Royce Ta 5'9"] Nuttin' To Do Lyrics

[royce] what? uhh..
[em] the bad..
[royce] yeah..
[em] the evil..
[royce] right, yo
[em] put em together

Chorus: royce the 5'9", eminem

[royce] yo if it wasnt for your whip, Id have nothin to strip
[em] if it wasnt for a wrist, Id have nothin to slit
If it wasnt for the shrooms, Id have nothin to chew
[royce] yo..
[both] Im just f___in with you, cause I got nothin to do

[eminem]
I am bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
Ate hors doeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smell, while Im rippin your wallet off
And slippin a molotov in your c___tail (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your a&r in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
Im on some shook s___, if its missin I took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, its crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (fedex)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
When the rest of his bodys still alive runnin?

[royce]
Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what? ) hide from it
For every hundred mcs rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirdsd really set it without words
Yo you aint a thug, I can make you b____ up
Pick the fifth up, c___, spit, you would swear its rainin slugs (what? )
Im the hottest s___ in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The bad and evil mad rap, I cover the bad half
You know how a thug in this s___ll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what? )
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or t__le
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Chorus: 2x

[eminem]
*yawns* forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, ima end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
Ill throw you off of ten floors .. *ahhhhhhh*
Pull a f___in headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
Im indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This b____ wanted to blow me, I said, it oughta happen.
You swallow c__ b____? no, but I brought a napkin
Gettin skullie while Im autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin
Im not a fact, ima proven fear
Mr. rogers blocked up my u-haul screamin,
Wait, wait, wait.. you aint movin here!
Lorena bobbitt, cmere, want a souveneir?
Ive been high as f___, since I was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? same difference -- I need some caine
Cause I aint sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants
(oh my god!) brain implants and they say theres a slim chance
I wont stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz

[royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an m-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
Ill display hate and break you in eight places (what? )
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the devil leadin - I wont die, Im never leavin (what? )
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street n____z with nuts, what? my meats bigger (what? )
Fake-a__ thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish, thinkin Im the n____ to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what? )
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for

Chorus 2x

[em] the bad.. the evil..
The bad.. the evil..