Big Tizzle Brand New Religion (featuring MC Wreckshin) Lyrics

Musta been one day while Drivin Miss Daisy
Call me a sinner or call me just crazy
I was divinely inspired by a book of the Gods
I decided we must worship Calvin and Hobbes
A checklist of things just appeared in my head
We don't got no menorah and we don't break bread
No Apostle Saint John, we got s___eman Spiff
And no more vegetables, we're making a shift
No need for temples or altars or bibles
But we got two dope spitting MC disciples
Big Tizzle is the one some of you know best
But even I heed the prophecy of MC Wreck
Hobbes likes cash so don't donate a check
And we need the money for a holy discotech
s___eman Spiff, all hands on deck!
Get down off the ceiling or you'll break your neck!

Why don't you make us both happy and put money in the tray
Donate to the plate and you might be saved someday
Multiply dollar signs, we have no faith in division
Thanks for your participation in the brand new religion

But of course we can't be complete without the last part
Or it's not a masterpiece just a sad work of art
Like Tommy Cruise is a top Scientologist
We've got star power jotted down on our list
Who is the man, the man who made the Chronic
He made the ozone layer and computers electronic
Yeah we're talking about our man Doctor Dre
It's a very short story started back in the day
Doctor Dre was the bomb diggity no doubt
But Calvin and Hobbes made his philosophies sprout
Spent 16 months in our new monestary
And now he's seeking gains both spirit and financiary
If it's good enough for Dre, I think it's good for you too
Just do your parts and be prompt with your dues
Just sign right here and make the down payment
Here comes salvation mixed with entertainment

MC wreckshin:

bill waterson was the man with the plan
calvin and hobbes is what he began
little did he know how many fans he would span
little did he know he'd make a new worship man

dre found out bout the new religion
he sent out a million passin pigeons
to fill up the ears
make them listen and hear
snoop dogg stepped foward
as da first ta volunteer
docta dre fans learned about calvin and hobbes
thousands of people quit there jobs

MC wreckshin quit his gig to chisel
a new ten commandments recited by big tizzle

inverted colors
neo cubist extremes
the sun shines down
black and white beams
crass commercialism
artistic integrity
mass permissionism
mystic regreted fees
put your money
up in the dish
say so long
and thanks for all the fish