Once upon a time, there was a man who was fed
He said: "Ey! I'm gonna shoot a f___ing bullet in my head."
His wife started to cry and said :,,My god, you're acting mad"
And he thought she might have got a point
And shot his wife instead

LALALALALALALA(4x)

They sent him straight to prison with a guy named Bernie B.
Who's reputation was as big as the statue of liberty
But Bernie B had yet to see the horrid life he had.
Cos in every f___ing shower he himself got f___ed instead

CHORUS

A lifetime never lasts
His pitiful life came to pass
He knocked upon the heaven's door
Saint Peter rejects
He said: "You're going down, without a frown
You'll have to face the facts!"

CHORUS

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