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- Jeremy

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- Jeremy were doing the show[br][br]p___ off noob!

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NOOB!

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- Jeremy we're doing the show today

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I don't wanna do the show

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- You said you'd do the show!

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Dude you're not Scorcese man

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You're just a noob

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- Jer- if you don't get up Mom's gonna freak

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Mom's like a noob man, don't worry about mom

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Mom's like using like a 3 dozer build

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* I am the pwnage! b____es! *

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(Subtitle Translations by Your Name)

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It's a tough life sometimes right, like

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You just gotta, like.. you're always on the go right

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Some people, they like get up and go to work and stuff right

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But that's not very stressful right, they just go to a job..

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Like y'know I gotta get up and make sure I'm still #1 right

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I gotta practice and uhh..

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Y'know it's.. It's just not easy sometimes

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You're up all night pwning noobs and then

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You're expected to get up, k'now..

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Why are you on the floor man?

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- Dude it's a cool shot

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What do you mean? .. I dunno? .. Yeah but ..[br][br]- It's Kubrick.. it's like Kubrick

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Who's Kubrick?

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- Like Malcom Mcdowell style.. Kubrick

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You're such a noob sometimes Kyle

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K this is like my show

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Just gonna make a show

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Y'know I'm like the star and.. and stuff right.. and like..

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and my roommate Kyle's like on the camera, but you can't seem him cause he's like holding it and pointing at me and stuff

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My name's Jeremy

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You might know me as teh_pwnerer

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Cause like.. that's what I do

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I guess the point of the show and stuff is to like.. kinda like..

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Y'know.. it's just to kinda like help people y'know like.. pwn n00bs

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Most of people are n00bs right

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A lot of people think that right..

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And it's true

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And so I just thought we'd make a show and we'd help 'em out

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By showing 'em what I do

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And how I do it

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Like I don't just rip strats, I like make 'em up right

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Sometimes I'm like 4 workers that way right

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And then like 3 workers that way right

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Instead of like 2 and 3 right which is what other people are doing right now

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I'll kill you with 1 technical right, cause like..

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Y'know I just got the micro

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Are you actually there? Should I talk about how you're there and stuff?

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Or should I like? ...

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You're such a noob

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Man there's pressures.. it's a.. it's a high-stress lifestyle for uhh..

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Y'know like no money

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I just do it for the love

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LOL

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LOL LOL

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That was like a joke right.. that was like a joke

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This is my computer here y'know.. it's pretty good

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My uhhh..

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......

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Y'know I like bought it myself and stuff

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That's how I got it

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Kyle bought his camera too, that's how he got it

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So y'know if you wanna be a pro right.. when you get up in the morning

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you gotta check cncreplays like first

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I've like known people and stuff that have had like.. y'know, like..

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like "jobs" and stuff like that

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They wake up in the morning and they watch like CNN replays and stuff

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I just don't really like that cause I think that's kinda fake right

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Like on CNN it's kinda like what the journalist thought happened right

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You watch a replay on cncreplays and that's like what really happened right

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You get the whole.. the whole.. y'know like..

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Perspec- perspective and stuff

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But on TV all they show is like.. they'll just show a burnt out humvee

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And you're like 'what happened to the humvee?'

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You're all like 'where's the RPGs?'

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It's all about terrorists and the Bush and stuff

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And I'm like.. I'd rather see a good GLA game right

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Y'know sometimes I think USA is kinda noob right

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Oh USA! Oh I guess they turtled up for like 50 years and then they moved in with their Alpha Auroras

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Cause they're like total noobs right

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Sometimes I'll come into Zero Hour discussions right

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And you'll find uhh..

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'Top USA Players'?? LOL

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LOL!

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Oh reply!

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You gotta make your replys like quick right like

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L-O-L R-O-F-L L-O-L N-O-O-B F-A-G L-O-L

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Like I like think a lot right

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Cause y'know it's like RTS's it's about like thinking right

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Y'know I'm always like making strats and stuff

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When I get up in the morning sometimes I get like all like..

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Philo- osophically on it y'know

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You just gotta wonder like y'know

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There's so many noobs in the world right and like

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How many have I pwned?

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I pwn noobs

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You get the big smoked meat sandwich and it's only for pros

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It's like a pro meal right

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That's what I'm talking about right there

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PWN-AGE

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I don't have like any money or nothing but, I just like to get my micro up y'know..

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Cause when I start winning tournaments right.. I can't waste time at the bank

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Seems like y'know there's like.. there's a bunch of noobs here right

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You'll get this alot sometimes right

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What happens is that people get all upset because China Inf is so overpowered right

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You see these people over here man? Take a look at these people over here

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I'm just gonna go over and let 'em know that really they just have to counter them with GLA Toxin right

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Get some rebels, some quads and some rpgs to crack the shell right and it's no worries

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So I'm just gonna go clear this up and I'll be right back

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* CHINA OUT OF TIBET NOW *

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* STOP THE KILLING IN TIBET *

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* LONG LIVE THE DALAI LAMA! *

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They're like 'hey man China Inf is like way overpowered'

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Like $1000 AO's? * THOUSAND DOLLAR A-O's! *

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It's totally ridiculous right

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* SHAME SHAME CHINA SHAME *

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I think what they want.. what I think I'm getting at

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is that they want the Inf army replaced by maybe a Tibetan army in the game?

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* CHINA INF IS FOR NOOBS! *

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You see here we got the admins right and the admins are totally on our side too right

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They're just making sure that it doesn't get out of hand cause like

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Y'know maybe people start talking foul language or something right

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Then the admins.. they'll come in and close it down right

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You just have a duty right.. as a pro gamer.. y'know you just gotta do what you do

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it's like not really noobs fault that they're noobs right

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they're just noobs

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I like like dogs and stuff.. I kinda miss 'em cause they used to be in RA2

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And I always thought that they should put 'em back in Gens and stuff and uhh

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I was really good at micro'ing them

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She's joined the protest against China Inf but she thinks dogs should put in and that would be a good counter and uhh

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I think it's not a bad idea

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Nice hottie walking her dog

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She'd totally date me man

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If she knew the skills I had y'know

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She'd be all like.. she'd be like all over me right

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I get that alot though y'know

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Like I don't like actually get anything but

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If I'm like micro'ing on like 3 fronts right then..

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Then they're gonna know right.. they're gonna know how that translates

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She wants me

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She's like following me now and stuff right

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I get that alot

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Sometimes I just like to walk right.. just kinda like around

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Cause like it just keeps you grounded right

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Cause like sometimes if you're like playing in the clan wars right, and you win a whole bunch of games in a row right

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You just kinda forget the little people sometimes

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Y'know like not many noobs know this but like

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When Westwood was designing RA2 right they would like

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They would draw maps out in the sand right

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So sometimes when I'm working on some strats or maybe a new build order or something

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I'll like come to the sandbox too and draw it up in the sand.. kinda like Westwood

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What are you doing?

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- It's an establishment shot

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Wh- what's a stablishment?

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Dude.. what's a stablishment?

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Is that like a.. like a camera thing?

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Like I'm like a smart guy right

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Y'know sometimes people ask me y'know like what's your religion and stuff

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And I'm like 'y'know it's like RTS'

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And they're like 'what's that?' and I'm like

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Y'know it's kinda like Buddhism

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Y'know some religions are all like 'get in there and kill people' right

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They're kinda like first-person shooters right.. there just about getting in there are killing people and stuff

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And then there's some religions that are just like 'y'know give us all your money and your time and stuff right'

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So they're kinda like MMORPG's y'know.. not much there.. just like lots of money

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I just think Buddhism is kinda like 'sit back and think alot right'

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So i'd say I'm a Buddhist.. yeah I'm a Buddhist

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You still following me?

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Kyle we've been filming me walk up and down this street dude for like 10 minutes

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- No man I'm getting a good shot here hang on

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I think noobs are gonna get the idea right.. i'm like walking

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- No man this is like Travolta.. like Saturday Night Fever style

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Travolta man..

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Travolta's kinda like a noob though in that movie don't you think?

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Y'know uhh.. that's pretty much what I've got to say

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Gotta get to work now and gotta start pwning some noobs

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Kinda feel myself noobifying already right.. kinda losing it so..

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I'll boot up some Gens and uhh..

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Y'know if you see me online maybe you'll be lucky enough to be pwned by me right

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Y'know who knows?

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Cause you gotta keep your skills up right

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