Cypress Hill Dr. Greentumb Lyrics

[a short skit opens the beginning of the song]
Hello, Im dr. greenthumb
Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed
And just cant find some anywhere?
Well try my dr. greenthumb grow tips
Ill show you how to grow inside and out
From seed to clone, and the best homegrown
And if youre afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky
No worries, well fix them too
With one of our dr. greenthumb sizzlean screens
To block the nosy pigs vision
Dont believe me?
Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders
How well it works

Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is jaid
And ahm a farmer and Ive been growin
Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
Uhh, with dr. greenthumbs sizzlean screen
I dont hafta point my shotgun
At them pesky porkers no more
Thanks dr. green, youre tha s___

Yes, dr. greenthumbs got it all, I guarantee it
Try my book and youll have the chronic in no time
*lighter flicks* dial 1-800-713-grow
*inhaling noise* thats 1-800 *cough cough* *inhale*
*lighter flicks* 713 *cough cough*
G *inhale* r *inhale* o-w

hello dr. greenthumb, paging dr. greenthumb!

[b-real]
Hello my name is dr. greenthumb
Id like to tell you just where Im from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The f___ing pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(doctor) dea cant keep greenthumb in check (doctor!)
Hps, God bless the whole crop
Please god, dont let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Dont let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble, thats no s___
Cant be growin without no permit
But f___ that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my d___
Weed cant grow without attention
Hello my name is dr. greenthumb

Chorus:

[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb
[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!
[b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from
[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb
[b-real] hello my name is dr. greenthumb
[sendog] hello my name is dr. greenthumb!
[b-real] Id like to tell you just where Im from
[sendog] aiyyo dr. greenthumb, come on back one time!

[b-real]
People cant live without the herb man
If not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervin
But thanks to dr. greenthumb weed grow
In the backyard or inside with hydro
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowin a f___in smokescreen
Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
Id like to stop, but it feels so good
h____ plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone
But never ever ever gotta worry from my home
What that funny sound knockin at the door (open up its the dea!)
Sorry greenthumb cant talk no more
Please dont follow me into the sun
Hello my name is dr. greenthumb

Chorus 1/2

[b-real]
Out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I cant drive then call me a cab (ese!)
In my closet the weed is dried out
Like eiht said, aint no place to hide out
I dont wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get knocked up and they close up my shop
Thats why I buy no weed from no one
Thats why they call me dr. greenthumb
The scientifical, mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one come all and see how its done
If you see the pigs theres no need to run
Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb
But you never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The weed is growin like my erection
Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me real, but Im dr. greenthumb

Chorus

Dr. greenthumb
Doctor, your bulova plant needs special tending to
Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more co2
Doctor, dr. greenthumb youre needed
Doctor, dahyahahahhh... doctor