Twain, Shania Karaoke - Shania Twain - Honey I'm Home Lyrics

THE CAR WON'T START,
IT'S FALLIN' APART
I WAS LATE FOR WORK
AND THE BOSS GOT SMART
MY PANTY LINE SHOWS,
GOT A RUN IN MY HOSE
MY HAIR WENT FLAT,
(spoken)MAN I HATE THAT
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THINGS COULDN'T
GET WORSE
I REALIZED
I FORGET MY PURSE
WITH ALL THIS STRESS
I MUST CONFESS
THIS COULD BE WORSE
THAN P. M. S.
THIS JOB AIN'T WORTH
THE PAY
CAN'T WAIT
'TILL THE END OF THE DAY
HEY, HONEY I'M ON MY WAY
HEY, HEY HHHAY
HONEY, I'M HOME AND,
I HAD A HARD DAY
POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY
YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING
TO EAT
FIX ME UP
MY FAVORITE TREAT
HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME
I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.
GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME
I BROKE A NAIL
OPENIN' THE MAIL
I CURSED OUT LOUD
'CAUSE IT HURT LIKE HELL
THIS JOB'S A PAIN,
IT'S SO MUNDANE
IT SURE DON'T
STIMULATE MY BRAIN
THIS JOB
AIN'T WORTH THE PAIN
CAN'T WAIT
'TILL THE END OF THE DAY
HEY, HONEY
I'M ON MY WAY
HEY, HEY HHHAY
HONEY, I'M HOME AND,
I HAD A HARD DAY
POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY
YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT
FIX ME UP
MY FAVORITE TREAT
HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME
I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.
GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME
(spoken)OH, RUB MY NECK,
WILL YOU?
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME
AND, I HAD A HARD DAY
POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY
YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING
TO EAT
FIX ME UP MY
FAVORITE TREAT
HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME
I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.
GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE
HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME
I'M HOME,
(spoken)OH,
THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER