Rodney Carrington Carlos Lyrics

I gotta tell you this too you know I'm a short f___er you know like I said I gotta I work purely off personality
I aint got a problem with it
If I was tall I'd probably be stupid I'm just guessing I don't know
But you tall f___ers got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom just dropping your drawers
"Oh my god what the fu-" You know
We us short f___ers gotta be creative
I came up with something
Put on a wig and talk with an accent
I brought my wig with me I'd like to share it with you

Hello my name is Carlos
I want to make love to you
I want you to get on the bed and take off your panties do as I say
Hurry girlfriend right now okay
Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other do as I say
Heh you drunk f___ers'll try to use that line tonight every one of you will f___ it up too
"Get up there on the bed and pretend your feet stink"
"Well I can't remember what he said just get your panties off I want a lil pootie poo"
One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos
Who will it be
Who will be my s__y girl
I will find you s__y girl and you will come
And when you come you will come again who will it be
Who will be my s__y girl
I want my s__y girl right now where is she
I like you right there hiding behind your boyfriend
Come to Carlos
Look at you
I like you s__y girl where did you get that dress
Right now I tell you
I tell here's whats going to happen
I will spank your hiney like this
You will really like this don't fight it do as I say
We will have fun
Come to Carlos right now
Bend over this chair do as I say
Bend over
Hoh man over achiever I love her
Oh wai I li oh it's okay I play I play she attack me you saw okay
Ummm when you bend over I would like to do a little trick
I would like to make my weiner dissapear okay
No no no no it's okay it's okay it's okay it will reappear
And then dissapear again really fast it's o aye
I play she attack me you saw okay
She can't keep her hands off me look at that okay
Crazy
I tell you what you don't want to do that I tell you what
Lay on Carlos
Come lay on Carlos
It's fun come to come
Bouncy ride bouncy ride come on
Lay on Carlos
Okay okay okay
Sometimes it does not work
A woman needs a little romance I will give it to her
I tell you what
Get on your chair just like this it's okay
Give me that I tell you what give me that water right there
Here I'll give you a little something make you put you in the mood
This is uh this is h____ juice
It'll make you very h____ be careful
Taste
You are h____ huh hahaha
I will be h____ with you
I will be a little more h____ than you
Oh he wants to be h____ too
We will have a threesome
Jesus Christ vah hahahahahaha
I like you
You will fall in love before it's over don't fight it
You are h____ right now
I tell you what I will do I will sing to you

As I walk on to the stage
Tonight I turn another page
Another nitch up in my cup
I will sit down in your lap
Look at you you turn me ooon
I squeeze your b___s when we're alooone
I am caught up in your trap
I hope she dont give me the clap
Okay I play
Thanks for coming out good night