Boss Hog Barbarians Hog Hop Lyrics

[J-Zone, using a "Screwed" voice]
Muh'f___er this ain't Hip-Hop...
This is Hog Hop, b____!
Yo Celph, drop that beat man

[Celph t__led]
Way too tough {ahhh} ("good evening")
All you hogs and hogettes ("welcome to hog heaven")
Praise the hog! ("who me?")
Who you is?

[J-Zone]
HA HA HA! J-Zone, a.k.a. Captain {*martial arts sound*}
Backslap-Ya-b____, a.k.a. Kenny Hoggins (YEAH!)
Tom Jones of rap
2006 Bobby Brown God d___it (uh-huh)
And who are you?

[Celph t__led]
I be Celph t__led the Rubix Cuban, a.k.a. Wade Hoggs
Captain Crunk, Snout Hoggy Hogg (yeah)
m_________in Reverand Get Right
The pastor of pimpin (hahaha) b____!

[Zone] Pigs are filthy animals, but lames better get in line
[C.T.] Preach!
[Zone] So you got the hog to the snout
[Zone] Show 'em what you all about or pay the swine fine
[C.T.] And if a b____ can't swim, she need a hoe-tation device
[Zone] Heh.. yo, yo Celph you made this beat?
[C.T.] Oh fo' sho' you know I had to $MOB 'em out on the funk tip
[Zone] Aww man!
[C.T.] They ain't ready for it though
[Zone] d___, that's some hog s___
[Zone] I don't think they expectin this type of s___ from us man
[Zone] I mean, we usually don't do no funk s___ like this but
[Zone] Really don't give a f___ though
[C.T.] Hell no!
[Zone] Y'know, if you expected "Pimps Don't Pay Taxes Pt. II" or
[C.T.] Psssht
[Zone] Y'know another "Gods Must Be Crazy," hehe
[C.T.] Nope
[Zone] Sorry!
[Zone] But, y'know I think we need to tell 'em what they in for this year
[Zone] Y'know I mean I'm a little on lean right now
[C.T.] Yeah, ha ha
[Zone] With this, with this, Bacardi in my system but
[C.T.] YEAH!
[Zone] Why don't we tell 'em what's up with this Hoggystyle
[C.T.] I mean you can't teach an old hog new tricks
[C.T.] But you can give an old hog a new b____!
[Zone] Ha ha ha, it's only right, that they know what they gettin into
[Zone] I mean, being that we... hoggin
[C.T.] Hoggin!
[Zone] You ready?
[C.T.] WAY MORE than I ever been
[Zone] Alright let's go

[Chorus: J-Zone]
Never see us spendin on a b____, these hogs is rich
Paw, I know you feel me wodie
We gettin so much mail dump a hater-a__ botch in the ditch
Slap slap, chop chop on a b____
Smob in ya whip, smob down the strip
But most of all these hogs will smob on a b____
We won't stop hoggin nooooo
We won't stop s_____n hoeeee

[Celph t__led]
I'm a straight A hog, you didn't know I was smart man?
f___ a two-step, we in the club doin the Bartman
b____ gave me lip, I guess I shoulda shot her (yeah)
Cause I'm a pimp which stands for, p____ Is My Product
Chickenheads is runnin they words just like Thanksgiving
Cause I can't WAIT to be the first to cut the bird
f___ what you heard, this is Boss Hog domination
We'll dominate the charts and dominate a dominatrix
f___ what a b____ think (f___ her) f___ it a b____ can sing (f___ 'em)
Just go down on me so I can watch your lips sync (holla)
To the base of my shaft, put your face on my shaft
Boss Hog, the new faces of rap
We can be friends with benefits (pssht)
But b____ I'm only your friend when I'm receivin benefits
So suck d___ and skedaddle b____ (uh) from the East to the South b____
And yeah I'll shoot babies when I skeetin in your mouth b____

[Chorus]

[J-Zone]
Only two places (uh) I ain't been befo'
Inside of a UFO and in love with a hoe
Last year I took a b____ on a date and I was treatin
Then I seen Hailey's Comet pass by when we was eatin
Meanin if you want me, to buy yo' beers
Ya lil' b____, you gonna wait another ninety-six years
Then I'll be full of v_____, beat yo' a__ with my cane
Drinkin Geritol and gin and gettin head on the train
The Hogs in the house (uh) Cuban and the Captain
Don't touch my chinchilla, get my scrilla
Celph made this beat (uh) on stereo mode
n____ you thought a 808 was an area code?
Ve-hog-ular homicide hoes, straight from out of my Vogues
Give a hoe a clothesline if she ask me for clothes
Not a thug, in my trunk I don't have no clip
Just a basketball, a jack, and a loudmouth... b____!

[Chorus]

[scratches - repeat 5X]
"Pigs are filthy animals" "That's right lil' b____!"

"b____.. b____.. b____.. b____"