Ebay eck

Deirdre was the name of my first wife
And she really were the true love of my life
But She ran off with my best mate jim
And I really do miss him
Cause we use go crown green bowling Tuesday nights

Around the house I still see deirdree's face
In the niknaks that she left around the place
And my hearts in disarray
So I'm flogging her stuff on e-bay
Yes Ebay eck e-bay is really ace.

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And Theres a starting bid of a quid on the bullseye tea towel
I got 2 bids in for the ronan keeting hat
And theres 2 hours to go, on the fred dibnah photo
Yes e-bay's great for sellin all your tat.

Oh yes c___er, the postage it is free
On my deirdree's Patrick swayze dvd
I feel like auctionin me hat
But until then I'll start
By sellin all her right said fred cd's

Oh believe me I am auctioning the lot
Please check out all the feedback I have got
I'm sellin chesney hawkes tall posters
An backstreet boys drinks coasters
An a bon jovi mug that changes colour when its
Hot hot hot

Chorus.

Ive sold the lot an I feel empty inside
An my true emotins can no longer hide
But I'll tell thee sumat for newt
Ive had a look in me paypal account
Theres 2 grand in there
I'm off to buy a Russian bride.

Chorus.

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