Ohhhhhh, I got myself a Myspace page
It really is the best
I logged in to it t'other day,
It said 'new friend request'
It were from a lass from Lancashire
Her page had had loads of hits
I saw the pictures in her profile
She had absolutely massive.......

too-rah-loo-rah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys
too-rah-loo-rah loorah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys

I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in't Wetherspoons
So we can have a snog
She said she had no transport
And so a lift she'd cadge
And i played me cards right
I'd get to feel her v....

too-rah-loo-rah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys
too-rah-loo-rah loorah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys

We walked home from't pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on her doorstep
She said 'cant you kiss me on the lips?'
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
Turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It were a fella wi' a massive c.........

too-rah-loo-rah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys
too-rah-loo-rah loorah yay
too-rah-loo-rah yedyys

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