Bret McKenzie & Jemaine Clement Mutha*uckas Lyrics

(THIS IS DEDICATED TO KA-HURT NI IVY of SMART. Hi IVY!)

Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many m____ uckas?
Too many to count
m____ uckas

I pay my m____ uckin' rent fortnightly
m____ uckas at the bank trying to play me
And amount from my account goes out on A.P
Yeah, you know me
m____ ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll fee me 'cause of your m____ uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all m____ uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Come on

Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many m____ uckas?
Too many to count
m____ uckas

The m____ ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The m____ ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra-
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the m____ ucka like a m____ uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
... an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
... a mango... ...
Then pop an apple and a zest, yeah!

Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the m____ ucka
There's too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many m____ uckas
Uckin' with my
Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many m____ uckas uckin' with my shhhhh