When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you'd see
Til the Prince of Wales he said to me: "Come and join the British army"
Toora loora loora loo, they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: "What if I had a face like you, I'd join the British army"

Sarah Comden baked a cake, and so for poor oul Slattery's sake
I threw myrself into the lake, pretending I was barmy
Toora loora loora loo, I made me mind up what to do Now I'll work me ticket home to you and (phew) the British army

Seargent Healey went away, his wife got in the family way
And the only word that she could say, was: "Blame the British army" Toora loora loora loo, me curse upon the (?) That took the darling boy from me to join the British army

Corporal Shea's a terrible drought, just give him a couple of jars of stout
And he'll beat the enemy with his mouth and save the British army
Toora loora loora loo, I made me mind up what to do Now I'll work me ticket home to you and ....... the British army

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