Beefy Internet Celebrity Lyrics

I want fame and fortune. That's not hard to believe.
And Internet cred isn't hard to achieve.
Cause in the real world my music's just one big joke.
But in cyber s___e I'm so hot that I make smoke.
Truth is, I'm just a small fish
In this big a__ lake that's owned by mc chris.
I'm gonna do my best to stay out of his shadow.
I don't freestyle, I use Gameboys when I battle.
Sitting all alone in my room writing raps
When all I wanna do is be like the Brothers Chapp.
Making hella bank off of t-shirt sales.
Plus I'd be attracting all of the females.
Cause ladies dig guys who get lots of respect.
Just ask Jeph who makes Questionable Content.
I just want someone to make a ringtone of this song.
And tell their friends that they've been down with Beefy all along.

I wanna be. I wanna be. I wanna be...
An Internet Celebrity.

I only have a fourth of the talent of Frontalot,
Cause without a funny voice I'll never make it to the top.
I wanna see my reviews all over Aint-It-Cool-News
And have a million reads on my blog sharing my views.
Want more downloads than bootleg Daily Shows.
I'd rather get a million hits than a stable full of hoes.
Wanna be a cast member on TechTV,
Making out with Morgan Webb, all week at E3.
Over a thousand people downloaded my first EP
Figured there be more since I gave it away for free.
How can I gain fame when I can't draw?
Photoshop freaks me out. Can't draw a chick at all.
Guess I'll have to hold a rabbit for ransom (Save Toby)
Or be the next Star Wars kid, only fatter and handsome.
My flash animations aren't cutting the slack.
So that's why I make these c___py, poorly written, nerdy raps.