Well we got a crew of people tryin' to control us
They're America's right wing Ayatollahs
They say they got a hot line
Directly to the Lord
They say they speak with divine authority
On matters of national policy
Well I don't know about you
But they scare the hell out of me.

When they say the Lord wants more B-2 bombers
The Lord supports Star Wars missiles
The Lord's for capital punishment
The Lord's opposed to gun control
They say the Lord will provide for our salvation
We're His all time favorite Number One Nation
We are Number One
So load your guns and Thank the Lord

Yeah America's home grown Ayatollah's
Got their tax free political TV shows
Where they say they got the right
To define morality
The say the Lord doestn't like rock 'n' roll
The say the Lord disapproves of birth control
Well I don't know about you
But they scare the hell outta me

When they say the Lord didn't like the ERA
The Lord wants to keep women
In their place
The Lord says you're unAmerican
If you disagree
They say we won't be the Lords Number One Nation
If we don't stomp out women's liberation
So ladies, shut your faces
Please your men and thank the Lord.

Yeah the Ayatollah's want to set the rules
They want to dictate what kids learn in school
They say don't teach 'em evolution
You wouldn't want the kids to think
They say we don't want any social changes
That might come from too much education
We're already Number One
So ban the books and thank the Lord

Yeah the rest of the world thinks our Ayatollahs
Give us a bad case of national halitosis
The way they say we got the right
To use Gringo diplomacy
They say the Lord loves apple pie and mom
Amber waves of grain and laser guided smart bombs
I say they deserve an All-American
Red-blooded raspberry.

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