Panican Whyasker The Stupidest Rap Song Lyrics

Let us tell a story about a guy
Who lived in a room of a virtual wire
He was respected virtual society member
Owner of the coolest nickname - 'the render"
"Well I'm just about two steps away from the dock
When I see a cop who's
Telling me to stop
I'm on level forty so I've got my Tommy
d___! As I remember there should be no cops
In this game"
The render didn't think he was in real danger
"Look I'm just tappin' here, I'm a mouse pad ranger"
It's a serious situation 'render' you gotta stop
What are you tryin'to tell me? Are you nuts?
"I'm turned on
I'm tuned in
What have I done?"

Two minutes later 'the render' woke up
A very rude awakening from a very real cop
He didn't know that he'd just crossed the
Border between the virtual chaos and real
World disorder
"Look officer I really cannot explain
At the bottom of the of the screen I saw no casualties
I didn't mean to hurt nobody in my mission
Sorry, I prefer games instead of 'prozac' people"
Don't tell us later that we didn't warn you
"Look, did I kill a man? I don't know now"
We're really sorry for the things you f___ed up
"This is the stupidest rap song why don't you shut up"

Our hero is under attack!