Original Broadway Cast The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics

Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern;
The internet!

The internet is really, really great
(For p___!)
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
(For p___!)
What? There's always some new site
(For p___!)
I browse all day and night
(For p___!)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
(For p___!)
Trekkie!

The internet is for p___!
(Trek-kie!)
The internet is for p___!
(What are you doing!?)
Why you think the net was born?
p___! p___! p___!

Trekkie!
Oh hello Kate monster
You are ruining my song!
Oh me sorry, me no mean to.
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Okie dokie.
Good. I'm glad we have this new technology
For p___-oh
Which gives us untold opportunity
For por-oops, sorry
Right from you own desktop
For ---
You can research, browse and shop
mm!
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
FOR p___!!

Trekkie!
The internet is for p___!
Nooo!
The internet is for p___!
Trekkie.
Me up all night honking me horn to p___, p___, p___!

That's gross! You're a pervert!
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
No really, you're a pervert.
Normal people don't sit at home and look at p___ on the internet.
Ohhhh?
What?!
You have no idea. Ready normal people?

Ready--- ready ----ready
Let me hear it!

The internet is for p___!
Sorry Kate
The internet is for p___!
I m_________!
All these guys unzip their flies for p___, p___, p___!
The internet is not for p___!!
p___!, p___, ---
HOLD ON A SECOND!
WHAT?
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online
That's correct.
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Sure!
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Yes I do!
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
True!
Oh, but Kate, what you think he do after? hmm?
Yeah

The internet is for p___!
Gross!
The internet is for p___!
I hate p___
Grab your d___ and double click
UGH!
For p___, p___, p___!
I hate men!
{in harmony} p___, p___, p___, p___
I'm leaving!
p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___, p___
I hate the internet!
p___, p___, p___, p___
The internet is for
The internet is for
The internet is for p___!
YEAH!