Taxied out on a twelve-ship LFE
And I lost count of who was one and who was three
It's nothing new, it happens every time
Over victor, "2's Blind"

We took off on a radar a__isted trail
Tried a boresight lock and got an FCR fail
Then lead turned into the sun like he does every f___ing time
Aw sonafabitch! "2's Blind"

Why is he so d___ hard to see
It must be his flying 'cause it d___ sure isn't me

We got spiked and lead went to the notch
When he did I had my eyes down in my crotch
When I looked up only jack s___ did I find
Goddammit! "2's Blind"

We pushed to the target and lead said, "Just keep sight"
But then he actioned left when I swear to Jesus that he briefed right
It's times like this when I feel a bit resigned
To just f___ing eject rather than admit that I am blind

Dear God, what the hell have I done wrong?
Is it 'cause I drink and smoke and cuss and repeatedly stroke my s______?

Needless to say my IP busted me
He gave me a zero when I think it's clear that I earned a three
'Cause what he doesn't know is that he's lucky to be alive
When I said I was visual I lied my a__ off, I was blind

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