The restroom door said "Gentlemen",
so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen";
it must have been a gag.
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace
and sacked me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What could I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said "Gentlemen",
and I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had
the nerve to switch the sign.
Cause I've got two black eyes
and one high-heel up my behind,
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy.
Boy, oh boy.
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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