Primus My Name Is Mud Lyrics

My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-b____ you've ever seen
I dress in blue--yes navy blue
From head to toe. I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet were trodden on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Mud

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sons-a-b____ that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest, except I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years?
The breath on that fat b______ could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud
My name is Mud

"Where you goin city boy?"