Jonathan Richman Party In The Woods Tonight Lyrics

Well, the day it has gone, the night it has come,
The woods are all dark, but you're still a b__.
The moose go "MOO!," the deers are there too,
And the monsters are cooking up a disgraceful soup for you
At the party in the woods tonight,
At the party in the pale moonlight,
So we gonna get on the floor, let's rock some more
At this party in the woods tonight.

Well, the bears are all there, they're in the pink,
They brought their favorite records, too bad they stink.
Well, the birds go "TWEET!" and the elves look sweet,
And the monsters got these rock 'n' roll bells on their little feet.
At the party in the woods tonight,
At the party in the pale moonlight,
So we gonna get on the floor, let's rock some more
At the party in the woods tonight.

Well, hey there, mister party man, please let all us horrible monsters come.
I know we're gross, I know we're vile, but our ?? soup is gonna make you smile.
At the party in the woods tonight,
At the party in the pale moonlight,
So we gonna get on the floor and let's rock some more
At the party in the woods tonight.

Well, all right, monsters, I suppose, just don't forget to blow your nose.
Of course, kind sir, of course we will, we would not fill your woods with swill.
At the party in the woods tonight,
At the party in the pale moonlight,
So we gonna get on the floor and let's rock some more
At the party in the woods tonight.

Well, what kind of party is this one? Us monsters are used to havin' fun.
Well, easy now, monsters, don't be snide, can't you all tell we're just repressed inside?
At the party in the woods tonight,
At the party in the pale moonlight,
So we gonna get on the floor and let's rock some more
Gonna call up the birds cause they've been practicin' the words
Invite the loons cause they remember all the tunes
At the party in the woods tonight
At the party
At the party
At the party.