Well, I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin' about all those things you said
About ordinary people and how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you, then I hope this does the trick

Cause I'm a sick of your complainin' about how many bills
And I'm sick of all your b____in' bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humour about your way of life
And I think I can do more for you with this here fork and knife

Eat the Rich
There's only one thing they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
I gotta get this off my chest
Take one bite now, spit out the rest

So I called up my head shrinker and I told him what I'd done
Said you'd best go on a diet, yeah I hope you have some fun
And a don't go burst a bubble on the rich folks who get rude
Cause you won't get in no trouble when you eats that kinda food

Now their smokin' up the junk bonds and then they go get stiff
And they're dancin' in the yacht club with m___ and Uncle Biff
But there's one good thing that happens when you toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like s___ but go real good with wine

Believe in all the good things that money just can't buy
Then you won't get no belly ache from eatin' humble pie
I believe in rags to riches, your inheritence won't last
So take your Grey Poupon my friend and shove it up your a__

Eat the Rich
There's only one thing they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
Don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy
That's my idea of a good time baby

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