Doctor, Captain,
T. O. Vess.
R.V. Steadfast,
bearing West

He's got a bathyscaphe
Tim was the man with the bathyscaphe).
He's a marine biologist
(Tim was the man, there was never any better around). Slid with the squid underneath the waves.

Architeuthis ,
lean and fast.
Show us your sublime,
buccal mass.

He's got a bathyscaphe
(Tim was the man with the bathyscaphe).
He's a marine biologist
(Tim was the man, there was never any better around). Slid with the squid underneath the waves.

Come along to the mesopelagic we can frolic where the corals abound.
If the cads with the benthic trawlers haven't passed by the time we get down.

Collect the specimens and illustrate 'em
Oh well, as best as you can
Bring 'em up, lay 'em out, look 'em up, write 'em down,
And you can publish your findings in a peer-reviewed journal.

He's got a bathyscaphe
(Tim was the man with the bathyscaphe).
He's a marine biologist
(Tim was the man, there was never any better around). Slid with the squid underneath the waves.

He's got a bathyscaphe
(Tim was the man with the bathyscaphe).
He's a marine biologist
(Tim was the man, there was never any better around). Slid with the squid underneath the waves.

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