Half Man Half Biscuit Dickie Davies Eyes Lyrics

Mention The Lord of the Rings just once more and I'll more than likely kill you
Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan
Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium

And all those people who you romantically like to still believe are alive, are dead
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake, but then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven
Or maybe you would cause their adverts promote oral s__
A Romany bint in a field with her paints, suggesting we faint at her beauty
But she's got d___ie Davies eyes

And all those people who you romantically like to still believe are alive, are dead
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

And all those people who you romantically like to still believe are alive, are dead
So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

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