She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free
She's been to a private school and she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends, oh isn't she cool

She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve, she's just far better than me

Hey, hey, so don't bother, I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry, don't feel sorry
And don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine, so don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know how to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see and it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey, so don't bother, I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry, don't feel sorry
Don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine, so don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own and move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course, and I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

So don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry

Don't bother, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
I'll be fine, I promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Not your type, not your type, not your type
I promise you won't ever see me cry

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