Mindscape Inanimate Object Lyrics

Okay, this is my EP
I wanna battle an inanimate object
I think I wanna battle a stump
You wanna battle a stump?
I wanna battle a hairpiece
Okay, you battle a hairpiece-
I could battle my palm pilot, I never liked that thing anyway.
Alright, palm pilot, hairpiece, stump.

I see you standin' be aware I'm not scared,
of a used to be tree with no leaves to block the UV's
You thought that you could abuse me?
Excuse me?
Now I'm gonna chop you down and use you as lucely.
Paraphernalia, I'll impale you and inhale you.
Like a delinquint who frequently inhales glue.
Good, you're wooden, is that supposed to mean something?
I'll take my axe and hack you in the back like Paul Bunyan.
Only, I don't need a big blue ox to help me chop.