Steve Martin Dentist Lyrics

When I was young and just a bad little kid.
My mama noticed funny things I did.
Like shooting puppies with a bebe gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a p____cat and bash in it's head,
Thats when my mama said

(Backup Singers) What did she say?

She said, my boy I think some day,
will find a way,
To make your natural tendancies pay.

(Chorus)
You'll be a dentist. (You'll be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing great pain.
Son be a dentist. (Son Be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane. (Inhumane)
Your temperments wrong for the preisthood.

Son be a dentist, you'll be a success.

(Backup Singer)
Here is is folks, the leader of the plaque,
Whatch him suck up that gas, oh my god.
Hes a dentist and hell never ever be any good.

(patient)Oh that hurts,Wait i'm not numb.

Ah shutup, open wide,here I come.

I am your dentist,
and I enjoy the career that I picked. (Love it)
I'm your dentist, and I get off on the pain I exert. (Really Love it)
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid,(Bicuspid)
and swell when they tell me I'm mal-adjusted.(dentist)
And though it may cause my patients to stress.(To Stress)
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me, I know, I know that my mamas proud of me.
(Spoken)"Oh mama"
Cause I'm a dentist, and a success.

(Spoken)
Say AHHHH!
"(AHHHH)"
Say AHHHHH!!
"(AHHHHH)"
SAY AHHHHHHHH!
"(AHHHHHHHH)"

Now Spit