Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I need to try and quit these beans.
It smells like something's died inside my jeans.
It's getting me down,
I've got the hump.
I'm tired of walking round in a cloud of trump.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I've been told a lot of things by some,
Who say I need a cork,
Put up my b__.
I need to find the solution soon,
Before my farts blow me up like a big balloon.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Been eating just baked beans,
For four weeks now.
I've been blowing out my pants,
All over the town.
Everybody said that I,
Turn the air brown.

I'm getting tired of being full of wind.
Every time I drop another,
I think I've sinned.
UNKNOWN LINE
I'm wrapped in a world of pure flatulence.

So...
When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

When you hear me guffing,
Make sure you're not downwind of me or you will know...
Your nostrils they will burn inside,
Just get yourself just away,
Go on just run and hide and hiiiidddeeee.

Burping farting gassing trumping (repeated)

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