Kevin Bloody Wilson The Local Cops A Cunt Lyrics

I just got in from the Local
Had to try the local brew
And I ran into the local gossip
And I learned a thing or two
All about you local yokels
And what yas get up to
And he read me your pedigrees
And I'll read em back to you

The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b__s
And the local cops a c___
I said the local cops a c___

The local mayor's a f___in d___head
His wife's the local snob
The local bank manager's a f___in w___er
And so's the local cob(?)
The local sparky a f___in cowboy
The local plumber's makin a mint
The local undertaker's a f___in weirdo
And the local lawyer's full of s___

The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b__s
And the local cops a c___
I said the local cops a c___

The local butcher's full of blowflies
Local dogs are full of fleas
The local barber's a f___in butcher
Local kids are f___in thieves
The local caryard's a f___in ripoff
And so's the local show
And the local cop's a dead set c___
But I mentioned that a minute ago
when i said
The local chef's a poofter
The local doc's a drunk
The local priest likes little boys b__s
And the local cops a c___
I said the local cops a c___