Too Short Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Lyrics

Artist: Too Short
Album: Raw, Uncut, and X-Rated
t__le: Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

[Too Short]
Baby, check this out
Yea you
I wanna ask you a question
Where is yo a__?
Babby, what happened?

A n____ like me I know what's up
I want a nasty b____ with alotta b___
If I can't find one anywhere
It turns my dreams to nightmares
Baby right there ain't got no a__
But she's OK if she's got cash
b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had
Seen nothin but b____es with no a__
I woke up early feelin shabby
Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby
Cuz every morning you know I have
A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath
Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short
Thinkin about the day before
Thirty minutes after I woke out
I pulled a freak and took her to the house
She was Eleve Young, with alotta b___
She sucked my d___ and then we f___ed
That good tight p____, I wouldn't pass
A light-skinned freak with so much a__
At 1 P.M. I was f___in away
I wanna do the same thing again today
I want b____es, b____es, and more b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

The day my story made itself
Every b____ I saw was flat as hell
I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them b____es with the big brown a__es
Me and my group just wanna be tough
Freak two b____es then switch 'em up
It was 3:35, the strip was lit
Every two blocks I seen a b____
But that ain't nuthin but a cat
None of them b____ didn't have no a__
Wait on the bus, some was walkin
Me and my homie just started talkin
I said, oh, she looks good
He said that a__ is flat as wood
I said what about Vicky in the black
He said, Short, she's all that
b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

The Invasion was on..

Every single day of the week
For every n____ livin there's a freak
If you've got game and a bed
Why not get f___ed and get some head
Cuz b____es all over wanna get worked
I just need one with alotta turf
Me and my homie, rollin and smokin
Flat booty b____es took over Oakland
I told my homie, I hate to say
All the b____es with booties stayed home today
And he said Short, what now?
Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town

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I thought them b____es out there was fine
But the invasion was on and it f___ed my mind
b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

We hit the B-Town like Oakland flares
I knew it, b____es was everywhere
The first one had t__s so fat
But that don't work, her a__ was flat
The second b____ was flat too
I capped on her like a m_________in fool
I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin
Where's your a__, baby what happened
She turned around and capped on me
She said, f___ you n____, where's your teeth
I d___ near fell jumpin out the car
But I slapped that b____, and slapped her hard
My homie said Short we gots to cut
But I was kickin that b____ and her big flat b___
I kicked her a__, got in the ride
Looked at the b____ and said bye bye
b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

The invasion was on..

We parked the car and took a walk
I saw another b____ and I had to talk
I said baby, baby, baby come here
Yea you baby with your long long hair
Baby came over from across the street
She was standin on the corner just talkin to me
I was spittin the game but I talked to fast
Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat a__
s___, and I was ready to go
We was rollin back to the O
I told that b____ I changed my mind
She looked at me and she said why?
I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player
I'm not one of them n____s who don't care
It's no thang to do my duty
But not with you and yo flat booty
Flat ain't the date superstar
I could see if you was white, but your black as tar
b____es, b____es, b____es
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es

In the Berkeley temp, what did we find?
Freak after freak with no behind
One long day, I never got in
I'm glad that s___ never happened again
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es
d___, I must be dreamin
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es
Wake me up 'fore I start screamin
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es
What's this world comin to?
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es
Where's your a__, what happened to you?
Invasion of the Flat Booty b____es
The invasion is on...