Stagecoach lady, hourglass body, makin' things glow in the night
Well she would if she could and she'd be good if she would
Only be a lover she'd be out tonight

'Cause I'm a bad, a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none of that

Salt Lake City salt lickin' biddies bogus honey stinkin' a gin
Well my daddy was hard, his face was pretty scarred
From kickin' a__ and playin' poker to win

'Cause I'm a bad lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none of that

It's too bad!
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And it's too bad can't get me none of that.
Loose old lady my mama Katie chivalry was born at her feet
Well she shoulda' thought twice when pa showed his dice
At night she put my daddy to sleep

'Cause I'm a bad a lonely school-boy and I'm a rat
And it's too bad can't get me none of that

It's too bad, Lord it's too bad
I said it's too bad Lord it's too bad... yeah
I said it's too bad it's too bad
You know it's too bad... aaahh it's too bad!

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