M.O.D (Method Of Destruction) Dead Men / Most / Captain Crun Lyrics

Soggies suck. I was sitting up at night. I was feeling so uptight. I was just f___ing around. There was something dragging me down. Thinking of a bite to eat. Thought this would be really neat. Cheerios are stale that's beat. But Captain Crunch is fun to eat. Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch. He's inviting you to munch. Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch. Munch a bunch a munch a munch.
f___ my brain. Scoffing down this yellow wheat is making me feel kind of beat. My head is spinning round and round. Now my teeth are turning brown. My face is starting to come apart. From this overdose of starch. I really wish mom wasn't here. I'll have another box of beer. Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch. He's inviting you to munch. Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch. Munch a bunch a munch a munch.