M.O.D (Method Of Destruction) Spandex Enormity Lyrics

Waiting here on line. Suddenly from behind. She's still a block away. Why'd it have to be today. Now what do I see. She recognizes me. She hugs and squeezes me. She's the Spandex Enormity. She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat. Then she yells is this trick or treat. It's too late she asks me for a date. Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________. Spandex, Spandex Enormity. A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery. What a f___ing beast. Her a__ alone would be a feast. And her love drippings. Contained a stench of rotted yeast. The show must go on. It's the end of me. Taking up the whole front row. It's the Spandex Enormity. She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat. Then she yells is this trick or treat. It's too late she asks me for a date. Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________. Spandex, Spandex Enormity. A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery.
As we were walking off stage, you're waiting to come back. She's got a back stage pass. Oh no. I hide my head. The sight of you I dread. Her chubby little fingers grab my a__. Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick. Why does it always have to be me. You f___ing fat b____. I've had enough of you. Take your blubber buns and leave. She left here in tears. Followed by her rear. I could not help she's fat.
She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat. Then she yells is this trick or treat. It's too late she asks me for a date. Before I'd f___ I'd rather m_________. Spandex, Spandex Enormity. A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery.