Kool Keith New York City Lyrics

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
New York City, we p___ in it, we live in it
We die, we all take s___s in it

[Kool Keith]
There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare s___
I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap
I don't hear s___, you n____z are excess waste
A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure s___
The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs
with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll
Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure s___
HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's
Soft jazz and h___ R&B
I ain't payin for that Allure s___
Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it
I guarantee you get bad karma
Fly leather coat with the Coach bag
You step in s___, choose the Daily News
The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles
You got a lot around your feet m_________ers not a little bit
(Wipe that s___ off your soles)

[Chorus] - 2X

[Kool Keith]
I'm straight up on the b___-a__ transit
I don't give a f___, I smell the p___ in the subway
My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit
Women lookin scared, borin-a__ statues
b____ you need to get out the boroughs
and move to Kansas or Pittsburgh or somethin
Sittin up with braids in your hair like a f___in Halloween pumpkin
Smile m_________er, put on some lipstick or do somethin
Eat your breakfast m___in
My appearance shock your brand new m_________in leather
I ain't say nothin
Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin
The freak on the train is bustin
I was sittin here first, you wasn't
I know you goin home to m_________
Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own f___in cousin

[Chorus] - 2X

[Kool Keith]
Y'all just reachin your d___ horizons, so what?
You got your cellular phone, m_________er you pre-paid
Girls and guys I'm not frontin
Y'all bullshittin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table
Runnin your f___in bill up on Verizon
You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags
Monkeys treat you to Unos, r_____ed-a__ herb n____z are thin
Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin
The datin and courtin s___ got everybody hyped up and sportin s___
The Bell system fraud
Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot
Ladies don't invite me over
Just cover the mattress with the p___, and the c__ spot
Don't blast the same lame-a__ singin MC a lot
Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop
You shoulda dipped, your s___ in the parking lot

[Chorus] - 2X