(Parody of Bennie and the Jets by Elton John)

Hey, kids have you seen Osama?
We haven't heard a thing
Since he telephoned his mama
We checked his favorite cave
He didn't stick around
We're gonna have to send some troops
To hunt the b______ down

Hey, Taliban clerics gonna make them sweat
They're gonna need those towels
Bin Laden and the Jets
Radicals think that he is wonderful
Al-Quaida thinks he's really keen
He's gotta bunch of kooks
That he calls troops
You know he's sponsored by a puppet regime
Bin Laden and the jets

Binnie, Binnie, Binnie, Bin Laden and the jets, jets, jets

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