I Am Santa Claus

(Parody of Iron Man by Black Sabbath)

I am Santa Claus!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Flying through the snow
Can you hear him "Ho, ho, ho?"
He's so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year

Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionaire

Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hangin' off his back
How much does he weigh?
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh?

Nobody sees him
As he travels the world
Leaving his presents
For the good boys and girls

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Sees every move you make
Better be good, for goodness' sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year

I am Santa Claus
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

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